Meet the Authors

Caitlin “Tsume” Ward
Caitlin is an award-winning classical pianist under the name Kathryn Matsuzaka. She is currently attending 17 law schools simultaneously, and has been to Zimbabwe twice. As an avid xango lover, she has also collaborated with popular international superstar M$ on the breakout hit “Bananas, Cream Cheese, and Caramel.”

Julia “Black Widow” Fagone
At one time called “The Black Widow,” Julia has been married four times, and has also been featured on the cover of TIME Magazine. In the article, “Black Widow?,” she discusses her attraction to firefighters - the profession of all four of her husbands - and the unfortunate circumstances that lead to all of their deaths.

Megan “M$” McDonough
Like David Hasselhoff, M$ is very popular in Germany. A rapper and actress, her most popular hit, “Um, Go Ahead,” has been number one on every chart for over 30 years. You may have seen her in her most recent film, “Achtung, Brute,” a modern-day German adaptation of the Shakespeare play, Julius Caesar, in which she portrays Juliet Caesar.

Lindsay “Nathaniel Glenn” Johnson
The 50 Cent of novelists, Lindsay has been shot nine times. Her most popular novel, Untrimmed Valleys, was praised as a beautiful and moving portrayal of modern womanhood. She has also written for TIME Magazine, even interviewing the notorious Black Widow, and the uncatchable assassin Bonecrusher.

Caitlyn “Bonecrusher” McGoff
Caitlyn enjoys wearing sweaters and eating sushi. Originally from the Deep South, she still supports the Confederate revival. In her free time, she also works as a private detective and a trained assassin under the alias Bonecrusher.